Something fer the CEREBRAL TENTACLES to MASTICATE...

ON FINDING TRUE FRIENDS:

Friends are comparable to fruits. You can never say it tastes awful unless you've tasted it. And, of course, you can never get to eat it without peeling it first.

ON FLIRTING TECHNIQUES:

Eye contact is a pretty potent and obvious flirting tool--even way much more powerful than body language.

ON BEING AMBITIOUS:

If you're going to dream, dream big.

ON SUBSCRIBING TO DAILY HOROSCOPES:

Horoscopes can't be chauffeurs; think of them as road signs or trusty maps--or a weather forecast.

ON DEALING WITH DESTINY:

If your life were a car, it could be an Audi Coupe. However, no matter how expensive it is, it would still roll on rough roads and under nasty weather. Which ever way you put it, YOU are the driver, and your decisions give justice to what might happen in the next few minutes.