GOD works in a certain way...

I LOVE YOU, JESUS.

or

HAIL MARY, PRAY FOR US.

or, tha hottest this season:

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SAVE THIS CROSS AND DON'T ERASE IT 'TIL EASTER SUNDAY...


and tha catch would be this:

PASS THIS ON TO 8 (or 25, or even to every contact in your phone book--what's with numbers, anyways?) OF YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES...


here's tha funny part--or am i really supposed to laugh?

...AND YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD NEWS / LUCK TOMORROW / ON EASTER SUNDAY....


now, here comes tha part where you'd get to remember "The Ring":

IGNORE / ERASE THIS AND SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.


So, it starts friendly and ends nasty? Gimme a break! This is freaking hilarious. Can't imagine Sadako progressed into being a telemarketer--she still does the "bad luck chain" stuff, though.

Kidding aside, SINCE WHEN DID GOD NEED A PRESS AGENT?

If you're one of those who think salvation comes in that sick form, better load regularly, and who knows! You could be the lucky winner of free indulgence in the grand electronic draw!

Key in EASTER AND SEND TO 2366.

THE MORE YOU SEND, THE MORE CHANCES OF WINNING!

Per HELL permit number 666, series of 2009.

If symptoms persist, see your psychologist.

WEAK FAITH is the generic name of FALSE PROPHESY.

XD XD XD